Opportunitiy in Kettlewell to earn more money

Before you dismiss this as a get rich scheme, let me give you a few facts.

• 83% of people in Kettlewell feel they are underpaid
• 74% of people in Kettlewell would like to earn more.
• 67% of people in Kettlewell leave home without breakfast
• Approximately 50% of people in Kettlewell are women
• 9 out of 10 cats don't care as long as they can sleep all day

So those facts were pretty useless, but when it comes to advertising an opportunity
to make more money, there are a few tricks which we can use to get you interested.

Like a BIG HEADLINE

or better still

A REALLY BIG HEADLINE in red text
proposing Kettlewell becomes the capital of England

Now that got your attention didn't it
but what is the point of all this?

Not all adverts for making extra money are a waste of time but we would say
that wouldn't we and just to emphasise that we draw a line across the page

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and maybe even show you a picture of a car, or a holiday destination just to emphasise
the fact that we mean business and that you really could earn more
money in Kettlewell by following this opportunity to its conclusion but we thought
you might be more convinced if you saw some pretty spinning coins.

If you had pockets full of those you wouldn't worry about
not being able to afford new trousers when the pockets
were full of holes from carrying too many coins.

Kettlewell For the Cup!!!

Not sure where that came from - must be a triping errur
ah well, on with the shameless advert.

We could waffle on about who in Kettlewell
is suitable and who is not but we have to tell you
that this opportunity is open to anyone, Male or Female, fat
or thin, tall or short but that would be a waste of time.

What we will say is that as a minimum you would require
at least one good eye, a couple of decent arms and legs
which didn't buckle at the first opportunity.

We wouldn't discriminate against anyone but we wouldn't want
you to get the impression that anyone in

Kettlewell

(We did that for more emphasis that you could earn more money and be wild beyond your richest dreams)

could take advantage of this opportunity.
In fact, although many people from Kettlewell could make a living out of this opportunity,
but only a special person such as you could be extremely successful
and be financially secure in only a couple of years.Now that is a lot of writing without a headline
so here is one just to make you feel better

More Money for you

and how about another just to emphasise that you, a citizen of Kettlewell could be the special person we are looking for, to work in this job either full time or part time.

More Income

Now that does make you feel important doesn't it.

Convinced

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